What's the strangest (or funniest) person's name you've ever heard?

When my children went to primary school they had a nurse who would check the kids for head lice. Her first name was fiona and she had married a man with the last name Witt. It was bad enough the kids called her nit witt as in Nits or headlice. But she wore a badge with her name on it that was printed F. Witt. As you can imagine even the grade 4 kids could figure this one out and it used to cause a lot of giggles. I think if I had that name I would have insisted on my full name being printed ont the badge.